Run Start for North County Hash

Saturday, 05/21/22 10:00am
Name: Green Acres of Poway - Zsa Zsa pops his cherry
Hare(s): Bottle, Zsa Zsa, Thing a Thong, Sergeant Slumber
Location: 14898 Garden Road Poway
Run Fee: $ $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: YES
On After:
NOTES: Do I believe Zsa Zsa Gabor was a virgin? Nope- she married 9 times. Do I believe that this is a virgin trail? I'd like to, but I have my doubts since this is Poway. But this is Zsa Zsa Gabor Whore's first time haring! Cum and help him pop his cherry. For our Grand Finale to Poway-a-thon, let's go back in time to the early days of Poway. Visit the oldest graveyard in Poway. Visit a smokehouse. 2 beer checks, bonus brandy check and an extra special thong check! Turkeys 5, Eagles 7, 90% trail and dog friendly. High temp is only 73 degrees on Saturday. First $8 run and you'll leave saying "What a great deal!"

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